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Pants (or anything on the bottom — sleeping bag, leggings) are important, lest you go commando, forget you’re sans pants, stand up in a jiff and flash everyone.

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While the service is only compatible with i Pad and i Phone, this is still a great way to connect with real models.

Set up a background and a soundtrack that helps with conversational fodder, like books, records, collectable figurines. Ensure the room’s not too dark and that the flash doesn’t wash you out and that your highlighter looks like highlighter, not terror-or-meat-sweats. Everyone deserves to be well-lit in the comfort of her own home. You don’t want anyone annoying barging in without clothes on, Kimberly. As my friend Will — the one who dated his girlfriend over video chat before they met in person — explained to me, “No one wants to be randomly video-chatted just like no one wants to be approached in a coffee shop by their ‘crush’ when they look the worst.” So no surprises.

Test this with the device you’ll be making the call on, not a mirror. Use a dimmer if you can, and a far away candle that doesn’t cast weird shadows. You also don’t want someone calling you out from the couch about all of the stuff you and your date have in common (so crazy, right! Set a time and date and treat the appointment just as you would a date in person, then stick to it. Wear what you feel best in, keeping in mind that these early impressions are your shot to communicate who you are through what you put on, so interpret that as you will.

Everyone’s a detective these days — just something to consider.

And maybe this is bad advice, but all I’m saying is, no one needs to know you’re working remotely from the moon or inside a fish tank or on roller coaster or something, you know?

Set your nook up beforehand so that you’re not hiding laundry and fussing with pillows when your date answers.

When that call connects, you should be the picture of superchillthisistotallynormal I’mnotfreakingoutatall perfection.

This lets you stay informed without getting overwhelmed. Chatville bills itself as an alternative to Chatroulette, Omegle, and Stickam.

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Prior to this, make sure you’re comfortable with the call itself.