Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel, who also fronts retro-pop act She & Him, announced their engagement just before New Year’s.

I wonder if anyone has ever read this, seen the wisdom of it and decided not to join. "I'm witty, charming, handsome and modest, and I'm kind to animals," I write, hoping this description will have a fairly broad appeal, and also include a recent photograph.

Thankfully, Nanny Spy is on the watch with our state-of-the-art cameras.